Space-poop

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space-poop

Title text: Thanks to all the awful people on twitter who told me about the bags and bags of crap we've left on the moon.

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Did you know that the first men on the moon pooped there?

I guess you don't think about it, but yeah. And, they would've left it on the surface since it's excess mass.

It's been there ever since. Twirling its way around the pale blue dot below.

On the 50th anniversary of apollo 11, neil armstrong's poop will have gone around the earth about 650 times.

Given the expense of going to the moon, the questionable economics of a lunar settlement, and the lingering possibility of human self-annihilation, that poop may be up there longer than we're down here.

That's the saddest emblem of humanity's fallen space-dreams I've ever heard.

Actually, no. It's just the grossest.

There's a lot of puke up there too.

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Someday. Mars.

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