Social-longevity

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social-longevity

Title text: Sorry, you're not allowed to be a plumber until you've completed 14,000,000 hours of apprenticeship.

Votey

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The worst thing about extreme longevity was the increased quantity of social distinctions.

I have tenure level 14. You can't even look at my reflection!

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Votey Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

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I : Can't be fired

10 : Can't be spoken to 100 : Can't be thought of

1000 : Can eat students

10,000 : Can get out of one committee meeting per semester.

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