Simile

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simile

Title text: Full credit to Jess Zimmerman, whom I believe pointed out the nature of this idea first!

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Conversation pro-tip: Similes sound classier than metaphors

Not classy

Super classy:

That guy's a dick.

That guy is like a dick is.

Not classy:

Incredibly classy:

My life is shit.

I live

Alike shit.

0

Not classy:

The tone of a gentleman:

Today is such as balls are

Today is balls.

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

This comic is as crap.

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