Sex-robots

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sex-robots

Title text: I hereby release that last bubble to all humans wishing to attract other humans.

Votey

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You ever worry we're gonna perfectly duplicate human bodies as sex robots?

Human bodies are objectively repulsive. The sex parts are right next to the poo parts and the passage between is a marsh of wiry hair.

Never gonna happen.

Literally every sex part comes with a sweaty skinfold perpetually on the verge of fungal infection you can basically improve anything by making a change at random.

Expecting sex-bots to be modeled on humans is like expecting jets to be modeled on chickens or submarines to look like walruses.

The moment these things are even vaguely operational, every single human will switch over, and homan-on-homan sex will be seen as a creepy paraphilia.

This conversation has not been good for my self-esteem.

Wanna come back to my place, wash and shave extensively, perfume our bodies, turn off all the lights, and get it on?

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Oh, and noise-canceling headphones. We can't forget them.

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