Requiem-for-a-dil

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requiem-for-a-dil

Title text: It haunts me too. It haunts me too.

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Hell wally

I I like the damn beige cubicles and the fluorescent

Like it here

Goddammit wally, I love my job and it's the saddest thing I can imagine

I like it.

Hm?

Lights

This! All this! The wires, and the screens, the parking lot! It's a

Dilbert, I.

Why cant I hold on to a girlfriend? I'm well off stable not unattractive why then? Because I love work more!

Gigantic mechanical mammon, devouring the best years of my life one day at atime wally!

I.

Why don't I leave? If feel anything less than adoration for this work why havent I quit? I'm an engineer wally our unemployment rate is negative

I always thought it was them who kept me here/ I told myself I wanted to leave but look at me! I'm happy! I smile every day when I come here ha?

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Every day, I'm told to obey some idiot manager, and I search the armory of my soul and find not one rebellious sword drawn from

For years I thought I hated my job! There would've been dignity in that.

To beat against these corporate manacles

Its scabbard!

By god wally that would've been manhood!

You know i

But look here!

Actually take pride in it? I feel more for this plastic bauble than an hour of triumph or week of fucking

Every meaningful urge that time and struggle has gifted to homo sapiens is dead me! Drowned in a bathtub of mediocrity! And I cant even muster the damned decency to hate it!

Look at this employee of the week

Trophy!

Wally by god

Dilbert! Stop it! Youre hurting him

Jesus take the day off. Get some rest hell man. Call me before you

Come in

Later.

I keep trying feel angry dogbert. I just cant

Why do I expect you to talk? You're just a damn dog

I ought to kick you you're better than me

You were kicked, youd be mad

Im sorry dogbert

Im sorry!

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Still not as weird as Scott Adams' blog!

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