Quantum-weirdness

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quantum-weirdness

Title text: Weinersmith spent Christmas accusing God of things, as was his wont.

Votey

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God, why is quantum mechanics so weird?

In order to make a rainbow, you have to break" light into wavelengths when it encounters a new medium.

After the flood, I wanted to

Make a rainbow for him.

It's noah's fault.

But, every time I fixed one thing, something else seemed to break. So, I kept changing things and changing things and the system got more and more hacky as time went on.

Well, it turns out that if you want that, you have to twiddle with a bunch of aspects of the universe, adding weird stuff like photon superposition and probability amplitudes.

Finally, it got so fundamentally ugly, I added uncertainty so nobody could look too close.

That explains all of physics and what you said to noah after the flood.

Exactly.

4,000 years earlier.

Never

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Again.

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Christ, what garbage

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