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![]() Title text: Subject to conditions and the inscrutable whims of Destiny. |
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- I'm sick of being a prophet. You gotta live in a hut all day being mysterious, and then you select some kid as the chosen one and he gets to go have fun and marry a princess.
- I wonder if we could use our reputation for fore-ordaining fate in more remunerative ways.
- Hmm
- And so
- What, me but I'm just a lowly farmer I could never-
- Boy! You have a special destiny! You must go to the crossroads beyond the mountain!
- There you will get 15% off store-brand tortilla chiiiiiiss!
- in W smbc-comics.com
Votey Transcript
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- Subject to availa-bilityyyyyyy.
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