Prince-problems

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prince-problems

Title text: You kiss ONE DEAD GIRL and now you're locked in for LIFE

Votey

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Mllord! Why do you wear a mask?

Look, I'm a prince, okay? You never know what's cursed to await a prince's kiss.

Suppose I accidentally touch lips with a bird and the bird is actually a transmogrified princess. Bam. Now I gotta marry a princess who spent who knows how long shitting in the woods and doinking canaries.

Suppose I trip and fall at a funeral, accidentally kiss the corpse. Now it's alive again and I gotta explain the whole thing was an accident and please madame would you go back to being dead!

Not for me, man! This prince ain't marryin' no bird-lady or no corpse!

Guess this'd be a bad time to bring up my toad-sister.

Lower-class and amphibian??

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We can fool around but the mask stays on.

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