Potential-mates

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potential-mates

Title text: Potential Mates

Votey

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Capanded, so did the numbek

Of potential mates per person.

You're lucky when I was a little girl, there were only three human males. Now there are seven! That's why kids can't focus nowadays

But, most of those mates were inaccessible.

I am not going to travel forty miles and learn a new dialect just so I can be with a person who understands my innermost self!

Later, travel became cheap translation software was perfected, and dating software was optimized what estimated relationship about length is 5,a82 years. Her? If extreme longevity is discovered, it won't work out.

Sarah

People made ever more specific demands.

The sex was incredible, and I coulo spend a lifetime just talking to you. But I want a guy who parts his hair on the other side,

I could do that

I mean

Without me asking

Since the algorithm favoreo assortative mating, couples tended to be genetically similar.

've always wanted to meet someone else with four legs and severe hirsutism.

M6 too.

Most homans couldnt find the perfect mate. But those who did felt a profound drge to procreate.

There should be

More of

This

In time, humanity sput into few dozen species.

I think we should call it

Software-induced speciation.

That's just the sort of stupid notion I'd expect from a descendant of joe and sally

Each uneage was so genetically homogenous it was extremely vulnerable to biological warfare. Once this was realized, armagedoon was inevitable,

In today's news, all progeny of umberto and frank will be dead soon. Myself included!

Interestingly, well all have exactly the same symptoms. Wow!

When civilization fell apart, the only survivors were people who were okay

Mating across species lines.

Hey baby

Nice cloaca

100, 000 years later, you were watching porno on the internet. And, well now you know why you feel the way you do post orgasm.

Why didn't my disgust reflex prevent this browser history?

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