Platypus

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platypus

Title text: One of these days the world will wake up to the fact that SMBC is anti-human propaganda. Then, the question will be who funded it.

Votey

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A what's the deal with the platypus?

S -lays eggs. It's got a cloaca and beak like a bird, but it has fur and lives in the water

You're a talking ape.

You're like ten seconds out of the trees and you drive around in giant metal boxes like it's perfectly normal animal behavior.

You get your food from a giant box-shaped cave built by other talking apes, none of whom knows where the food came from.

Your dominant form of communication is entering patterns of squiggles into a mechanical brain and sending it to other mechanical brains!

And you're weirded out by a mammal with a beak? Youre weird. The entire rest of creation is totally normal!

Then why did you make us this way?!

You're part of a longterm plan to cook the oceans into soup.

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By the way, slow down. Let it simmer

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