Platitudes

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platitudes

Title text: Mmmm, that's the stuff.

Votey

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Okay. Listen. I know you citizens are sick of politicians peddling lies and platitudes. Well, so am I. It's time I give you the truth.

When I can take a person- - a strong, willful person- -

And that is why I am running for president of the

And make that person obey my commands

United states.

I experience a pleasure that is sensual to the point of being erotic.

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I mean. Corrupt and I'm here to clean house!

The system is

Yayyyyyyyyy

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Votey Transcript

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