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Title text: I really need to write a book of dating advice.

Votey

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Steve, I have a confession: I've never sent you nude photos.

Just different closeups on my fingers. Occasionally the crook of my elbow.

What?! What

Were all those

But they were in bedrooms! And on the sofa!

Pictures?

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I built a sequence of tiny dioramas that are perfect 1/400th scale replicas of all the rooms in our house.

But.. Why

I've slowly trained you to be aroused exclusively by closeups of

Elbow crooks

And bent knuckles.

I am not!

Get a load of these!

By god!

You're now too

I made you, steve I made you. And now you are mine.

Sexually weird to date anyone but me! Only I would accept you!

Shortly.

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