Patriarchs

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patriarchs

Title text: I may be killed for revealing the truth.

Votey

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Call to order this colloquium of patriarchs. We come together to agree on the optimal mispronunciation of a new cartoon show called "shimmer and shine.

Brother johansen. Report

Drat. Have we had any alternative approaches yes, brother ng

Shimmer and swine" has failed to generate the desired response. I suspect "swine" is too obscure for the show's target age group.

I attempted the phrase shimmer and shite" but powerful non-child

Damn

That's what I said, but it just made her angrier.

Forces within the household rejected it.

A

If I may.

Shimmer and slime," while admittedly requiring the change of two consonants, nevertheless resulted in both comprehension and irritation on the part of 7 unrelated girls at a recent slumber party

Brother pyle

I ask unanimous consent to impose the slime variant on all children of the neighborhood

All in favor, raise an overpriced craft beer you have hidden from your family

Later.

All hail the dark

More like shimmer and slime!

Brotherhood!

What

Dad! Stop: Stop it!

Nothing nothing.

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