Paleoanthropology

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paleoanthropology

Title text: Also there were fewer teenage pregnancies because nobody had invented the calendar.

Votey

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Dad, according to the museum, humans had modern brains for at least 100,000 years before they figured out how to make pottery! How did it

Take so long!

Well, the average lifespan was only about 25 back in those days?

So, most people were probably just a few vears out of college, maybe working as a barista and re-evaluating their choices, and whammo! Gored by a mammoth.

Others would've been in

Their third year of graduate education, just starting to work independently when nearby tribes burned down their village, killed the men and enslaved the women

And children.

It was a much harder time. For instance, people didn't go to burger king as often, because worldwide, the average household income was about $50 a year.

wowww.

How do you

Most of it's

Know so much about history?

Obvious.

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What am I doing with my life

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