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I probably should've mentioned that this is Intersection of Sex and Probability Week.
Title text: I probably should've mentioned that this is Intersection of Sex and Probability Week.

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Before you get mad, what are the odds I cheated on you?
Wrong! You can't be 100% certain of anything.
100%.
Okay, 99.9999%
Exactly
100%.
Now, what are the odds that I cheated on you with dave.
Wrong logically the odds of a compound event must be lower than one of its constituent events!
The same
God. Fine.
99.9998%
Ha! And what are the odds I cheated on you wearing a yellow bra?
Wrong! It has to be lower still! 99.99975% or so/
The same!
Sharon-
You're currently having sex with dave.
You see?! Every bit of evidence that I cheated proves that I didn't cheat/ in the limit, the odds that I cheated are 0%.
Wow, it's like you want me
To win this argument.
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Percent of smbc jokes involving confusion about how asymptotes work
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