Naughty

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naughty

Title text: It's too bad Santa doesn't believe in predestination. He could give you a lifetime of presents in one go.

Votey

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How come bobby got a fire engine and I got a lump of coal?

I made a list of naughty and nice. Naughty kids get coal.

What'd ido?

Nothing

Yet.

Santa operates in a

In 20 years, you become a fascist dictator, conquer the moon, then rain death from space upon an innocent earthly population.

Strictly longterm consequentialist

Moral framework.

Bobby, at that time, will be assistant manager at a convenience

This piece of coal shall be the emblem of my cold black heart.

Store.

Merrrry christmas!

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Votey Transcript

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Good ol self-fulfilling prophey

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