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 Title text: Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke. |
Votey
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- I think superhero stories are modern myths.
- The hallmarks of myth are
- (a) people actually believe them, (b) they don't make any sense, and (c) weird weird sex!
- No! No! Why do people keep saying that??
- If superman were a myth figure, he should be turning into a cow so batman, who is his brother, can be tricked into sex with them, leading to the birth of the wonder twins!
- Then, there should be yearly rites where virgins go to the forest and dance naked around an effigy of cow-superman's udders in the hopes of getting impregnated by batman!
- Until that day, they are power fantasies not myths.
- You've been thinking about this a lot I guess.
- On an unrelated topic, would you like to join my superman cult?
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- May bruce in his form as bat enter unto me!
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