Myth-2

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Myth

Title text: Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.

Votey

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I think superhero stories are modern myths.

The hallmarks of myth are

(a) people actually believe them, (b) they don't make any sense, and (c) weird weird sex!

No! No! Why do people keep saying that??

If superman were a myth figure, he should be turning into a cow so batman, who is his brother, can be tricked into sex with them, leading to the birth of the wonder twins!

Then, there should be yearly rites where virgins go to the forest and dance naked around an effigy of cow-superman's udders in the hopes of getting impregnated by batman!

Until that day, they are power fantasies not myths.

You've been thinking about this a lot I guess.

On an unrelated topic, would you like to join my superman cult?

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May bruce in his form as bat enter unto me!

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