Median

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median

Title text: What's that gray blobby thing at the bottom, you ask? That's a folded pile of flattened dead plants that once conveyed news from far-away lands.

Votey

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Ma'am! Ma'am!

I'm from the government. I'm so glad we found you.

You're the median citizen!

I yes?

What?

In terms of retirement savings, you're exactly in the middle! Half the country has more than you and half the country has less!

There's an election coming up. This is a briefcase containing one million dollars. I need you to deposit it in your bank account and pretend

Okay?

You never saw me.

so?

Median american is now millionaire math scores continue decline

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Votey Transcript

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Average American Hates Median American

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