Mathematical-methods

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mathematical-methods

Title text: If anything's wrong, just construct a set of axioms that make it right.

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Mathematical sequences to think about in order to delay orgasm:

Sequence

Description

Pro

Con

Fibonacci

1,1,2,3,5,8,13

Closed-form expression is difficult to memorize,

Useful for

Sequence

Calculating population growth, which may remind you of sex.

Necessitating boner-killing repeated addition.

Look-and-say sequence

1,11, 21, 1211, 111221

Requires vizualization, sparing your attention from erotic body parts.

May result in you accident-

Ally saying "three ones then two twos then one one" in a husky voice.

Lazy caterer's sequence

1,2,4,7 (maximum number of pancake pieces after n cuts, starting with n=0)

Partner will think you're caressing their back when you're actually drawing a diagram of lines across a circle.

Hunger for pancakes may

Overwhelm desire for sex entirely.

Grandis series

1-1+1-1+1

Was once thought to prove god's existence, the contemplation of which will buy you one minute

Its summation is divergent and bounded, like you are

In one of your fantasies which will

Cost you

One minute

Geometric sequence

1+1/2+/1++1/8

Easy to remember

Fact that it

Approaches but never reaches

Two reminds you of the uncrossable

Chasm of

Understanding

That must always persist between two

Caption: People, no matter how in love

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(Not that I've ever done this.)

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