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We could also kill all the happiness researchers, but that would only produce a short-term uptick in happiness.
Title text: We could also kill all the happiness researchers, but that would only produce a short-term uptick in happiness.

Votey[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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[Describe panel here]
Steve! I just won the lottery!
The best research tells us that happiness is always relative to expectation
I'm so sorry.
You'll be very happy for a short time, until you realize that no matter how nice your money is, it'll never make you as happy as you imagine it will.
Given that you got the money via lottery, you "can't* expect it to happen again. Therefore the rest of your life will always be a disappointment.
Your only chance is to immediately start using that wealth on things that'll make the world better.
Shortly.
Hello, hitman? Have steve killed.
That's brilliant!
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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[Describe panel here]
All those people said vengeance would never make me happy.
And now they're dead!
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