Lobby

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lobby

Title text: Have you noticed that the Once-ler never has to make a political contribution in order to get logging rights

Votey

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I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!

Specifically pines. I lobby for these

They d like if you d break every maple and oak And the beeches and birches should also be broke.

The pines are too fine to confine to line Along ridges and rills. The whole woods would be fine!

Let's topple the poplars, Let's split every spruce. They're a blight to the sight, So, let lumberjacks loose!

I've listed a lot on my little white list Look, the chestnuts are gone and they aren't even missed!

Exterminate: -Oak Elm - Hickory

And after that logging there's lots left to do! The softwoods and saplings and shrubs should die too!

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I speak for the trees and made em an oath To acidify soil and discourage new growth!

I think I like the original version better

Shhh. The the lorax is about to become head of a regulatory agency

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I'm prepared to defend the whole ecology, but you are gonna have to pony up. By

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