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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
Title text: I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.

Votey[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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Wait, so my karma determines how I'm reborn in the next life?
Good karma and you come back as a human with a chance for enlightenment. The worse your karma, the lower your return, even unto being a roach or fly.
Yes.
Oh man, so I can tune what I'm reincarnated as just by selecting the exact right level of bad action??
Uh-
Did you know that northern elephant seals can have up to one hundred mates in their harem during a single season??
I feel you're not engaging with the spirit of-
Bye! Gonna go commit some minor crimes so I can have a sea-cow orgy! Thank you for your wisdom!
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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LATER Oh shit I'M in the harem

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