Jonah-moses-noah

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jonah-moses-noah

Title text: More like... rock, paper, SINNERS.

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Hey, wanna play jonah-moses-noah?

Its rock, paper, scissors, but you go to

What's that?

Heaven.

Jonah beats noah because jonah hides in a whale during the flood.

Noah beats moses because he can flood out moses parted sea.

And moses beats jonah because he can part the

Okay, let's do tt one two

Sea under the whale.

Three.

What's that?

Immune to all water attacks!

Jesus.

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You can beat jesus for 30 coins.

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