Intelligence

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intelligence

Title text: Call me, movie studios. I could write this script in 3 hours.

Votey

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T became possible to construct new genomes fo artificial insemina tion

Can you make our baby smarter?

And like give cup holdersa

But it turns out tha most desirable charac teristics are hopelessly pou ygenic

It's going to be a long time before we can turn the knob on cognitive ability but we can select what in of earwax they have

There was however a less subtle approach.

Would you like sperm created using einstein's genome.

Jackpot.

Why is everyone inoring my cup. Holder idea

Despite being dead. Einstein became the fittest human being in history

Wel come to kindergarten!

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This created an unexpected ex (ternality

Love you, albert but somehow. In some wai don't unders tand. My body tells me not to sleep with you

Don't be irra tional alba!

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Generation passed before we realized the danger by then it was toolate

We hired them to correct gene tic issues due to inbreeding, but they keep shirking to contemplat the na ture of the cosmos

Yes but perhaps gravity is an emergent property

On the fundamental level there's no such thing

In a perpetual dream of physics. Few of homo eins teiniens had the wherewithal todo the needed labor in sanitation agriculture. And infrastructure

So hungry must scavenge but did john bell really disprove hidden variables?

smy

Only afew of us were unscathed by the gene tic catastrophe the amish, hutterites. And the remaining hippie communes banded toge ther

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They want us. Not for our food. Not for our shelter for our untainted bloodlines

We were all once lovers of peace

Gamma gamma gamma gamma gamma/

And now2 now we knowonlywar

Don't know if the world'is readyeor your originalzombie movie setting

Then theyll find out the hard way

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No, youre wrong. This is exactly how inheritance works.

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