Infernomics

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infernomics

Title text: I await your check, Fritos people.

Votey

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We made an important technical discovery

According to this, if we sacrifice the blood of two he-goats, we can get stuff from satan!

How much

Stuff?

A

Series of experiments was performed

Based on our analysis of various sacrifices, the blood-to-commooity exchange rate is roughly $666 per liter

Infernomics

The process was industrialized

This factory can process 3,000 liters of hgb per hour which is enough to supply the entire tri-state area with organic fruit snacks

Cost-savings were discovered

It's nearly bio-equivalent synthetic blood the hideous master of the lake of fire accepts it at a rate of $500 per liter.

Soon, all manufacturing was re-tooled

It's nice to see good

Union jobs coming

Fok

Back to america

But, an ominous trend was discovered

Return-on-sacrifice per uter hgb is falling in ratio with supply

Is hell subject to market forces?

I mean, it is

Hell

The lood-bubble burst. Ten bucks per gallon?! Steve! Get me satan on the ouija board! He does not want to mess with wall street!

A competing supplier was found

My workforce of 20,000 will all worship the "one true god') in exchange for 100,000 bags of fritostm per day

I'm not sure

You're going into

This with the

Right spirit

They turned out to be unreliable

Your reward

Shall be tranquiuty and ure everlasting

What do you

Not understand about the word `fitostm."

Fortunately, we found a workaround

We found a small autocratic nation whose workforce is slightly cheaper than bathing the damned in a neverending unholy baptism.

Let's do them a favor and build a factory!

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