If-we39re-30

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if-we39re-30

Title text: Reasonable is when you agree that I'm right!

Votey

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If we're both 30 and not married, let's agree well marry each other.

My home provides more

Family stability, a higher level of nutrition, greater affluence, and access to several individuals with advanced degrees.

Nah, that's a statistically terrible bet.

Assuming we fall within the middle of our respective bell curves, I expect to have an easier job than you, with higher status, more wealth, greater physical fitness, and more attractively symmetrical facial features.

50, either I'm married by age 30, or I'm so high status by 30 that you'll marry me regardless of whether we had a pre-adolescent nuptial agreement.

Well, now I'm gonna not marry vou on principle.

Be reasonable/

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Accept what I imagine to be your fate !

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