Humans-are-special

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humans-are-special

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Votey

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We have culture so do monkeys.

On zorblax, we call humans "the ape with reasons." you, unique among life, have stupid reasons for everything.

Your behavior is not inany important way distinct from, say, a squirrel or a rat. But, unlike the rat, you imagine your behavior holds some meaning beyond its proximate effect.

You kill rivals for resources, but you write songs and essays about why it's complicated and important you create lasting alliances based largely on mutual utility, but you attach a whole philosophy of love and friendship to it!

You can barely even have sex without imagining a mental romance novel!

Humans have far more mental proccessing power than any species in the universe, but 98% of it goes to incorrectly understanding your own behaviors/

If you could just shut up your inner voices for one week, you could rule the galaxy!

Huh.

So you're saying we're special because we're so clever

A4aagh!

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Fuck it. Time to eat them

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