Hold-up

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Hold Up

Title text: From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.

Votey

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You did it! You slew the dragon! You may now have my hand in marriage.

There must be, what, 500 square meters of dragon skin here? Plus these gorgeous claws. And the horns!

Hold up.

We're talking upwards of 60 tons of dragon oil and maybe 40 tons of meat, and I haven't even started on the organs, bones, eyes. My god I'm rich.

But-

Hahaha! I don't need to marry inbred nobility! I'm nouveau riche, baby!

I'm gonna have gaudy clothes, a brand new gold-plated castle, and thousands of big-assed peasant girls!

Being landed nobility is exactly the same except you have the legal right to kill people.

Ugh. Fine, let's get married.

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Votey Transcript

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I'm gonna be down here drinking magic blood for a while, but then we can start planning the wedding.

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