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Hey

Title text: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution.

Votey

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Hey girl

The longstanding social arrangement in which heterosexual men found purpose by providing security for a family has been altered by modern women's self-sufficiency.

The increase in service-sector employment along with women's higher average social networking ability has resulted in a world where typical men like me no longer feel needed and are struggling to find meaning.

Wow. Are you going to, perhaps, join a men's club where you can meet friends and mentors, acquiring practical and life skills in order to gain the confidence tempered by wisdom that would make you a whole person and a desirable life partner?

No.

Nah.

No, I'm gonna go to the gym and get absolutely jacked in a way that is mostly physically appealing to other men, then get painful height-increasing surgery, inject my balls with testosterone, and spend my nights on offensive shitposting because the amphetamines won't let me sleep.

So, can I buy you a drink?

Ah.

I'm gonna go marry some guy who's chubby and has people-feelings.

Gay.

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That guy selling supplements on youtube lied to me!

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