Hell

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hell

Title text: I'm prepared to accept your venture capital.

Votey

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What the - hell is real?/ like, medieval style, with pitchforks and goat-men?

Sorta!

This is a simulation. You're dead, but you left so much information online during

Who's we?

I'm part of a startup called e-fterlife.

Your lifetime that we were able to reconstitute your brain in digital form.

Our users take dead people on social media who they thought should get judged in the afterlife. We then simulate their brains and put them ina digital afterlife based on the religious viewpoint of the user.

According to our records, you were cool with gay people, abortion, and you use the lord's

So this

Hopefully! It'll depend on how

Is it. Eternal

Our next funding round goes.

Torment.

Name in vain on

4,720,989,851 occasions.

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Votey Transcript

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We will spare you 12 seconds of turment if you watch an ad for I Tide R Detergent.

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