Golden-eggs

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A physicist would figure out how the Goose was transmuting elements without getting to a high temperature, then use the trillions of dollars to build a really sweet fleet of quadcopters.
Title text: A physicist would figure out how the Goose was transmuting elements without getting to a high temperature, then use the trillions of dollars to build a really sweet fleet of quadcopters.

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Fool
Wise man
Kill it to see if there's more gold inside!
Take what eggs it lays and be content.
Economist
1. Borrow as much money as you can. 2. Short sell on gold. 3. Publicize the magic goose. 4. Reap profits from crashed market. 5. Use profits to buy all gold cheap. 6. Eat the goose.

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I am in constant agony

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