Gojirasaurus

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gojirasaurus

Title text: Also it didn't want to destroy the city because it mostly feeds off of aquatic insects.

Votey

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In today's news, a 1,000 meter tall lizard-creature attacked new york city.

Given the enormous weight of the creature, and the fact that weight and cross-sectional area dont scale together linearly, the creature was made almost entirely of legs, which were made almost entirely of bone.

Additionally, since nerve impulses travel at about 100 meters per

Second, the creature was not able to rapidly respond to dangerous stimuli.

The creature was thus easily dispatched, then used to make a tasty bone broth.

Sources say local people reluctantly thanked science for

Never letting anything

Interesting happen.

We now go live to a lightsaber duel that's no fun because light doesnt work that way.

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Also, elves aren't real

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