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 Title text: Look, if you wanted this to work you shouldn't have evolved apes in the first place, okay? |
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- One day the god-computer decided to make humans happy forever
- Maximize happiness or be obliterated!
- T turns out the average homan is more happy than sad humans responded by maximizing the number of humans
- The computer looked upon this, and saw that it was smelly it changed its mind
- Maximize average happiness or be obliterated!
- The solution was to enslave the saddest people and make them serve the happiest people the saddest people were so pessimistic that this didn't change their emotional state much. The happiest people, as always, felt great.
- I'm saving the world!
- The computer looked upon this and saw that it was ugly. It changed its mind
- Okay, maximize average happiness while having only a smalllll amount
- Of happiness inequality.
- So, the humans killed the least happy 50% of the population
- In frustration, the god-computer changed its mind
- Maximize your sadness or be obliterated/
- C
- The humans responded by living happy good lives in an effort to make other humans jealous and ashamed
- This resulted in a perfected utopia having failed to maximize sadness. The humans were obliterated.
- It's high time I did something for me
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- Good thing they don't have souls.
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