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Title text: The default settings on children strongly argue that the world made sense at some point in early human history.

Votey

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Ohmygod have you seen this site where kids say funny things?

Ask a little kid what 5 and 7 is and they'll say two-teen. And then we laugh because they're trying to regularize language.

Kids don't say funny things. We do.

Kids don't say "went" they say "goed." why? Because goed makes sense

Imagine you were surrounded by giants who controlled everything about your life and who insist that the various tenses of "walk" are "walk, walking, skloop" and that you're precious for thinking otherwise.

Kids start off functional and we adjust them until they're broken! Kids ask why countries don't get along, and we just shake our heads and smirk instead of saying the truth which is that we are crazy and one day you will be crazy too.

Okay, but look at this toddler calling poop a "butt-tato."

Bahahahahaha/ butt-tato.

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Boy, kids are a bunch of numbnutses

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