Freudeity

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freudeity
Actually, cognitive neuroethics says only the neurons involved in bad behavior should go to Hell.
Title text: Actually, cognitive neuroethics says only the neurons involved in bad behavior should go to Hell.

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Heaven? Me? But how?
God is a freudian. Almost everyone qualifies for heaven.
All the sinful stuff you did? The lying, cheating, stealing and so on? It was the result of neuroses brought on by repression of your enormous
I don't have a foot fetish.
Right. Because it was repressed.
Enormous foot fetish.
It was not! It doesn't exist!
Okay then. I guess the omniscient deity who exists outside of time and space got confused about you in particular.
Stop it! I was a hedonist! I did all that bad stuff for philosophical reasons! Not psychological stuff!
Please don't shout maaa.
I am the captain of my soul! I did all that sinning because I *wanted* to! I made my destiny and I will dwell in the consequences and I don't even like feet!
That's fine, ma'am. Here's your halo tiny wings, and harp. Please enjoy the afterlife.
Ever after...
This sucks.
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