Freudeity
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Title text: Actually, cognitive neuroethics says only the neurons involved in bad behavior should go to Hell. |
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- Heaven? Me? But how?
- God is a freudian. Almost everyone qualifies for heaven.
- All the sinful stuff you did? The lying, cheating, stealing and so on? It was the result of neuroses brought on by repression of your enormous
- I don't have a foot fetish.
- Right. Because it was repressed.
- Enormous foot fetish.
- It was not! It doesn't exist!
- Okay then. I guess the omniscient deity who exists outside of time and space got confused about you in particular.
- Stop it! I was a hedonist! I did all that bad stuff for philosophical reasons! Not psychological stuff!
- Please don't shout maaa.
- I am the captain of my soul! I did all that sinning because I *wanted* to! I made my destiny and I will dwell in the consequences and I don't even like feet!
- That's fine, ma'am. Here's your halo tiny wings, and harp. Please enjoy the afterlife.
- Ever after...
- This sucks.
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