Freaky

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freaky

Title text: Kids fantasize about food. Young people fantasize about sex. Adults fantasize about time.

Votey

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Professor, I'd do anything to get a good grade

You mean like sex things?

Pretty much, yeah.

Young lady, this is bad economics. This is an era of sexual openness.

The sex-for-grades routine worked back when it was harder to come by. If you want to bribe me, you need a rarer commodity.

Sex is widely available in

Endless forms most

Freaky.

If you give me an a, I'll give you three free hours of childcare on alternating weekdays.

The flesh is weak! I am but a man!

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I would also accept straight-up bribery.

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