Flood-4

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Title text: This is God's preferred second person plural.

Votey

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Hey god, how can you render judgment on people based on their moral status only at death?

What?

Like some people are good their whole lives then transgress. Others are bad their whole lives then return to you. But you only judge at a random instant, sending some to eternal perdition.

Oh, that's basic game theory.

Look at ranchers. They shoot a guy for stealing a single cow. Why? Because cows roam a lot and it's hard to police the whole territory.

The only way to thwart bad behavior is either to monitor everything or just inflict massively disproportionate punishment on anyone unlucky enough to get caught.

If everybody goes to heaven, I gotta run around stopping fornicators and gluttons and sluggards all day long which is frankly boring and degrading.

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But don't you exist in a world beyond time where the measure of eternity is asa single moment?

Thaaaaaaaaaaat's why y'all are so confused down there.

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Votey Transcript

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I don't even get weekends off up here.

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