Fish-don39t-feel-pain
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Title text: There should be a field of science dedicated to ruining thought experiments. |
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- Recent scientific studies suggest that fish do not feel pain in the same sense that humans do.
- As a philosopher of ethics, this finding could undermine 30 years of my life's work.
- I have therefore teamed up with geneticists to take pain perception genes from loveable intelligent dolphins and transplant them into a species of salmon.
- The salmon will also be genetically modified to have humanoid vocal chords that permit the word
- So if someone asks whether fish feel pain. The answer is
- Soon.
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- [The philosopher's face, with a speech bubble saying]
- the fishy's name is Ouchie!
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