Finite

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finite

Title text: I have a feeling some philosopher made the same point somewhere with less butt stuff.

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Dear god, why shouldn't I sin all day long

But the action isn't finite! Suppose I go out tonight and do butt stuff with two dudes.

You'll go to hell. Infinite punishment for finite action. It's a screw-job.

Okay.

That butt stuff is indelible in the history of the universe/

It abides in the past for eternity! It is always it is infinite! For neverending years in hell I will bring it to mind - it will be my present whenever I choose!

Oh yeah? Well I'm god and I can erase it from history.

Sure, but then you've erased my sin and I go straight to heaven.

Either you admit that sins are infinitely enjoyable and therefore balance eternity in hell or you admit that sins can be erased, making hell non-eternal, therefore justifying enjoyable finite sins!

Checkmate, god. Check and mate

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Later...

And that's when I gave his dick leprosy.

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