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![]() Title text: I have a feeling some philosopher made the same point somewhere with less butt stuff. |
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- Dear god, why shouldn't I sin all day long
- But the action isn't finite! Suppose I go out tonight and do butt stuff with two dudes.
- You'll go to hell. Infinite punishment for finite action. It's a screw-job.
- Okay.
- That butt stuff is indelible in the history of the universe/
- It abides in the past for eternity! It is always it is infinite! For neverending years in hell I will bring it to mind - it will be my present whenever I choose!
- Oh yeah? Well I'm god and I can erase it from history.
- Sure, but then you've erased my sin and I go straight to heaven.
- Either you admit that sins are infinitely enjoyable and therefore balance eternity in hell or you admit that sins can be erased, making hell non-eternal, therefore justifying enjoyable finite sins!
- Checkmate, god. Check and mate
- 2
- Later...
- And that's when I gave his dick leprosy.
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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