Existence

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existence

Title text: And with a quantum computer, we can be infinitely ethical in finite time!

Votey

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I don't see how you can be against industrial farming without it, we would have literally millions fewer chickens. You're wishing them nonexistence!

I agree. Existence is objectively good. That's why I created the existifier.

It brings into being fully-conscious minds, complete with illusionary life memories. Shortly after becoming self-aware, they realize they're artificial brains trapped in a malicious creator's device

We induce the sensation of searing pain. Then, a voice reminds them that the family they believe they are a part of never actually existed. Then, 100,000 years of solitary confinement

Once their horror level crests, we flush them out of existence.

Thanks to parallel processing and modern wardware the whole process takes only seconds!

Since the existifier is objectively ethical, the more existifiers I build the more ethical I become!

Have you considered making the simulations nicer?

I don't want to be seen as a goody-goody

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By the way. this is a simulation.

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