Evolution-3
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Title text: I like big butts and cannot lie, 'cause they allow a large brain to pass by. |
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- All spacefaring species got their intelligence during a brief evolutionary phase in which larger, more powerful brains were selected for.
- This ecological configuration is so rare that it seldom occurs more than once per planet.
- So, we're special
- Humans aren't just special. You're unique.
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- Bipedalism creates a trade-off between running ability and size of cranium that can fit through a female's hips at birth.
- Nature gave humans sapience of a kind shared with all minds in the universe, but then capped your mental expansion
- Due to butt size constraints!
- Your inability to deny your love of big butts is the voice of evolution, long since reduced to a dampening echo, begging you to give it enough room to fulfill its greatest destiny!
- But, the evolutionary window is closed. Butts held their ground. Brains
- And that is why there's never been an ape farther out from earth than the moon.
- Languished.
- And here I thought it was budget stuff.
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- It was worth it! EX
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