Evolution-3

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evolution-3

Title text: I like big butts and cannot lie, 'cause they allow a large brain to pass by.

Votey

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All spacefaring species got their intelligence during a brief evolutionary phase in which larger, more powerful brains were selected for.

This ecological configuration is so rare that it seldom occurs more than once per planet.

So, we're special

Humans aren't just special. You're unique.

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Bipedalism creates a trade-off between running ability and size of cranium that can fit through a female's hips at birth.

Nature gave humans sapience of a kind shared with all minds in the universe, but then capped your mental expansion

Due to butt size constraints!

Your inability to deny your love of big butts is the voice of evolution, long since reduced to a dampening echo, begging you to give it enough room to fulfill its greatest destiny!

But, the evolutionary window is closed. Butts held their ground. Brains

And that is why there's never been an ape farther out from earth than the moon.

Languished.

And here I thought it was budget stuff.

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It was worth it! EX

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