Ethical-consumption

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ethical-consumption

Title text: We'll also be eating dolphins, whales, bonobos, chimps, cephalopods, and particularly intelligent dogs.

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But why would you eat us?

Sorry, that wouldnt be ethical.

We dont believe in eating lower order animals. Cows, chicken, sheep. They arent smart enough to understand and prepare for

Why not

Eat cows or pigs?

Death. They cant be made to know that

Pain is just an

Electro-chemical

Process.

Therefore, the most ethical diet is made entirely of conscious, intelligent, sentient beings.

The fact that humans have created art, science, poetry philosophy, civilization. It all goes

To show that you

Should be eaten.

Probably grilled.

If that's the

Whoa. Whoa there, buddy. I am not conscious. I'm just a stimulus-response

Frankly, I'm offended!

Case, why dont you guys eat yourselves?

But.

Only because of a

Machine.

Deterministic process in

My non-conscious brain.

Your moral philosophy seems a bit unformed.

"sigh" can I be flash

I'm afraid my machine-like cognitive apparatus

Frozen or

Favors slow-roasting

Also, we have anti-matter bombs aimed

Fried or

Something

Else quick?

At earth

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