Esteem

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esteem

Title text: Wake, work, wake, wink is the best sad story you can tell in 4 words that begin and end with the same sound.

Votey

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God, if you were dead, would everything be morally permissible?

Yeah, that's why I stick around.

To enforce good behavior?

If I disappeared, you'd act the same. Wake, work, wank wink. Day in day out, till you die.

No, for your self esteem.

You like to think you have this freaky spooky dark side that can only be restrained by the intercession of a universe-building god of everything, but the truthis you're just an iddybiddy little ape whose darkest conceivable undertaking would be thieving part of a co-workers lunch.

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My continued presence allows you to fantasize about what you aren't, and build a mountain of self-regard on a heap of nothing.

Okay but sometimes I think about really mean stuff.

Ooooh, you absolute wildman.

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I'm gonna poop on company time as if there is no god.

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