Emotion-hacking

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emotion-hacking

Title text: Wiener, wiener? Wiener wiener wiener wiener, wiener. Wiener, wiener wiener! Wiener wiener... wiener?

Votey

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Alter emotional states

Ow crud sorry did I say your conversation was fascinating? I must've left this thing on

The results were fantastic

You're going to have triplets!

Hooray!

The nation's technocrats immediately recognized the opportunity to improve society if we can wirelessly hack brains, we can decide what political speech people enjoy

If the founders didn't want us to do this they would have said something

Social cohesion improved.

Did you hear the senator talk today?

If I knew the names of any great orators, id compare him to them

But the result was a sort of 'absthetic hazard

Madame president you spent 30 minutes of your state of the union address talking about your world of warcraft character 20 minutes describing a oream where you were cow, and 4 minutes on energy policy

And people loved, it.

As brain: Manipulation improved, rhetoric devolveo.

Long story short, we got the ring back but that dog's ands was never the same there's probably a metaphor for life there. Anyway congratulations to you, harvard class of 2056.

And devolved.

Wiener wiener wiener. Wiener wiener wiener see. It sounds less like a word every time I say it.

And devolved.

I have huge hands look at these whoa

As candidates became impossible to differentiate parties oriented entirely around emotion hacking

Let's elevate excitement as we gear up for war, then loyalty after, then, if things go on too long. Punch in xenophobia

Shit the opposition is ddosing

Shut it down! Shut it down!

The implants were not designed to handle the sheer quantity of processing

Your brain thing just exploded.

Sofree I feel

In the brief moment of lucidity that followed, emotion- hacking was banned

Let os lock arms and agree that never again shall we violate that specific form of privacy!

Fortunately we discovered a way to hack brains without computers at

Hidden evil forces are everywhere, and I'm the onlyone who caw stop them!

Wooh!

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