Email

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Title text: My current fantasy is to get rid of email and only allow letters written on parchment, sealed with wax.

Votey

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I've noticed that if I check email constantly it eats, like, 4 hours a day. But, if I check it once a day, it's only 20 minutes.

That's a good point.

It's not just a point. It's a lifestyle choice.

I'm going to stop answering email altogether. I'll let it pile up in my inbox. Then, the day before I die, I'll answer it all at once, allowing me to save the maximum amount of time.

Don't you think you'll regret spending your final moments answering a mountain of emails?

I have that all worked out.

Decades later

Computer! Tell everyone in my inbox that I can't respond because I'm going to die. Hahahahahaha/

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