Eat-what-you-kill

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eat-what-you-kill

Title text: Hmm, what if we paid someone to raise animals and kill them? A sort of... contract killer for cows, if you will.

Votey

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This comic features the Snow Kids not in the snow.

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I think people should only eat meat they've killed themselves.

Sure. But see there's a problem -hunted meat costs more time and money than store-bought.

50 they become more in tune with the effects of their consumption

Habits?

So, I created this device! It's a small artificial brain that connects to dead meat. It fires a nervous system into a hunk of flesh, then briefly experiences life as a steak-with-a-brain.

I have

Ambitions!

I then switch off the artificial brain, thus technically killing the meat, which I then place on the grill.

It seems a little unethical to take a brain, bring it to life,

Then kill it

Over and over

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Uh okay? I guess all of human reproduction is unethical to you?

Plus, if enough people use these the odds become such that any thinking brain is probably a steak-with-a-brain. If you're thinking, you're most likely a delusional piece of beef. So, were all sharing the risk equally.

I'm gonna become a vegetarian.

Nice try! I'm attaching the brain to your baked potato as we speak hahahahaha!

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