Eat-what-you-kill

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eat-what-you-kill
Hmm, what if we paid someone to raise animals and kill them? A sort of... contract killer for cows, if you will.
Title text: Hmm, what if we paid someone to raise animals and kill them? A sort of... contract killer for cows, if you will.

Votey

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This comic features the Snow Kids not in the snow.

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I think people should only eat meat they've killed themselves.
Sure. But see there's a problem -hunted meat costs more time and money than store-bought.
50 they become more in tune with the effects of their consumption
Habits?
So, I created this device! It's a small artificial brain that connects to dead meat. It fires a nervous system into a hunk of flesh, then briefly experiences life as a steak-with-a-brain.
I have
Ambitions!
I then switch off the artificial brain, thus technically killing the meat, which I then place on the grill.
It seems a little unethical to take a brain, bring it to life,
Then kill it
Over and over
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Uh okay? I guess all of human reproduction is unethical to you?
Plus, if enough people use these the odds become such that any thinking brain is probably a steak-with-a-brain. If you're thinking, you're most likely a delusional piece of beef. So, were all sharing the risk equally.
I'm gonna become a vegetarian.
Nice try! I'm attaching the brain to your baked potato as we speak hahahahaha!
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