E-stalking

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e-stalking

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Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Great! Since we're planning a first date, I should tell you

I know you're planning to e-stalk me. Everyone

Does it now.

Something.

Well, go ahead. Try to find the

You see, I've created an entire botnet whose sole

Real steve rawlings!

Purpose is to go around

The internet saying stupid

Things on comment

Boards.

I've been running it for ten

Years

All the while, the bots have been sharing insane political views, posting creepy comments on porn sites, and making cringeworthy overtures

At young ladies.

Of course some of those posts actually

Which is the real steve rawlings and which is just another machine??

Were by me, but you'll be unable to

Tell one from the

Other!

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Welcome to the hall of mirrors, sally! Welcome to the hall of mirrors/

It must be s0 much

How did you account for information entropy in the old days?

Easier to find love in the internet era.

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Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

I will win this date.

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