Dying-wish

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dying-wish

Title text: Screw it. I'm just gonna be immortal.

Votey

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When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes put under an apple tree.

Then, wait a season. Let the tree consume those nutrients. Let it draw me into itself and produce fruit thereby, showing that there is not old nor new, only changing forms

Then harvest those apples and turn them into a sweet cider.

Invite my children over for cider and pork chops. Then, after they've eaten stand and say "you've eaten your own mother! You fools! It was your own mother!"

They'll spend a few minutes

I think we'll just have a normal funeral.

Crying and vomiting, then, you tell them about the whole apple tree thing!

God what is even the point of dying then?

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I guess I'll just live for another dumb 90 years.

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