Dentistry

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dentistry

Title text: When will someone finally invent sour straws with pointy chips and Cap'n Crunch embedded in them?

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Have you been flossing regularly?

It's just that your gums -

Regularly, in the sense of a consistent rate?

Listen, dentist. I don't go to a mechanic to hear about how my car is a jalopy.

I'm not one of your pushover patients. Lemme tell you about gums. My diet consists entirely of pointy tortilla chips and sour candy straws.

I have to supplement

My diet with iron due to daily blood loss from my face.

If I had the desire or wherewithal to change, I would do it. As I do not, I expect you to go in there and do stuff until I can go back to devastating every surface inside my mouth on an hourly basis.

I don't care if you have to consult an architect or a philosopher just to imagine some way to rebuild my ruined oral cavity- -just do your job!

Later.

What in the- howis dentistry so expensive?

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They're not even real doctors

so

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