Dear-science

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dear-science

Title text: Science Satan will try to tempt you every time you go through the herbal medicine section of a Whole Foods, my friends. Stay strong.

Votey

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Dear science, if you're so powerful and true, how come so many people don't believe youp

This life is a test of your devotion to empiricism. Beings who fail to believe in the scientific outlook are forced to live out eternity in absurd after-life scenarios, sitting on clouds, playing tiny harps forever.

So, creationists all go to heaven?

Those who follow the truth will be blessed with non-existence after they die.

Oh, those. Theyre

Not real.

It explains so much.

Creationists were put on earth by science-satan to test your devotion to empiricism.

You really ought to conduct your own research before you believe me.

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Strictly speaking, your prior should be that I'm a hallucination.

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